Mr Octobobtopus

Ate some funny octobeanstopus

He had a octoachetopus

And he groaned and moaned in his octobedtopus.

He woke up at octo3topus

With a horrible pain in his Octobellytopus.

So, he got into an octovantopus

And swum away to the octotospitaltus.

Mr octordoctotus

Upset at being woken up from his octosleeptopus

But saw the state of Mr Octobobtopus

And leapt out of his octobedtopus

After lots of hums and hahs

Mr octordoctotus

Gave the patient octordpiltotus

Which made him squeak goodness octacious!

But next octoorning time

His octopaintupus had disappeared

And again he squealed

The octopiltupus has worked!